Shocking News: McCain Spent 2.6 Million to Fight Release of His Birth Certificate*

Last week we learned the shocking news that John McCain's campaign has spent 2.6 million dollars in legal fees to fight the release of his birth certificate and other private records. While the reported amount is 1.3 million dollars it is well known in legal circles that the reported amounts are normally much lower than the actual amount. What is John McCain hiding and why won't he release a copy of his birth certificate like Barack Obama did? An apparently forged copy of McCain's birth certificate from Panama was filed by a plaintiff Fred Hollander in a Birther lawsuit against McCain. McCain was strangely silent on the authenticity of the birth certificate however.

It has also been reported some of this "2.6 million dollars" was spent vetting Sarah Palin (can you say hiding the dirt). How much of that money was spent to keep the story out of the press that Trigg Palin (or is it Tripp or Twigg or Taproot?) was not Palin's child? We would all like to know, John McCain. Why won't you release your birth certificate and prove you were not a fraudulent candidate? Why can't wee see the Palin kid's BC while you are at it, John? The only questions during the 2008 about any candidate's natural born status were about John McCain, not Barack Obama. The Senate covered for McCain by passing a nonbinding resolution. What did the Senate get in return for covering for the Panamanian candidate? Was the country only 200 or so electoral votes away from having a Panamanian in the White House? Is John McCain secretly funding the Obama Birther movement to hide his own ineligibility? Will the truth ever come out? Why isn't Donald Trump asking for McCain's birth certificate? Who paid Trump for silence? Holy merciful flying spaghetti monster will we every get answers?

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